Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Why Do Women Enjoy Belly Punching

Coming back home

Talk Celeste was healthy.
see her was magical, like talking with his conscience.
made me understand many things, why this flight, the fact that they still love a person like that.
There are so many other things I want to write, but not now.
Ally returns tonight, I will go.
You return home, the Old Torino.
Thank you very much, my friend.

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Monday, November 24, 2008

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viewtifulmax @ 2008-11-24T14:55:00

Allyson was not enthusiastic about my "plan."
Let's say that a little 'if the socket is a bit' took me a slap.
Soon after a strange thing happened: I said he needed some 'time to organize, but that should come with me.



My request for explanations fell (of course) in a vacuum.
says that within a couple of days leave the city for close work in Puglia, so if I want to stay at his home.

So here I am, at the home of a little-known, with my white baby, trying to figure out how it all started where I started this, what I left.

Everything ties in July, course.
still in love with someone so narrow-minded, petty and slimy is my curse. I know how to
levarmela back forever, but it takes some time.
I have things to do before, people I care to say hello.

Before leaving the hospital end of the matter:

DOC: "It should start the therapy, not for too long a period, say a couple of years"
Me: "Sure. Where do I sign out?"
DOC: "Mr. Gallo, I am serious"
Me: "I too. Depakine 5 years I have enough, thank you. I am a person who does not take even an aspirin, according to her I start with that shit?"
DOC: "Sign here. But back to the next week for a check "
Me:" Sure. Question: I had not come back? I chased? No, honey, forget it. Risk your life? No, then leave me to my choices "
DOC:" Actually, yes. The risk "
Me:" More Reason to live in my own way. Goodbye, Doc "

Obviously I made it a bit 'lighter than the real conversation.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

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When in Rome...

Write the hospital is never a good thing.
Especially if you went all the way around to your way, a bit' too early than you planned.
But I'm running now I'll explain.
few days ago, finally arrived in Rome after a couple of hitchhiking on the edge of reality, I decided to celebrate sound great with a hangover.



Poso to rob (the stuff .. the backpack with clothes) in hostel and I headed to a room on the Tuscolana near Cinecittà. There

make eye contact with a girl, I think you know it, but it stops there.
Well, I say to myself, never mind.
I order a Negroni, two Negroni, a chupito ... With
chupito I conquered the attentions of a girl.
begin to chat about this and not, in and for every cocktail, I will swallow two. Her name is Allyson

(or so says his name) asked me a question perhaps for invasive unknown, but hell if you take:
"Massi, I Drinking so much as a guy a few times, but the few times he was always for a girl. It 's so well for you? "
Shit, yes, Allyson, how did you know?
" look. And the flicker "
Flickering? Shit, I had not noticed.

Indeed something was not right, but I did not understand something.
Ally turns out to be a subspecies of the nurse, I did not understand, but it's time first to take me out of oblivion.

not remember much from here, the ambulance, Ally, Drs.

I woke up two days ago, 18-room, no matter what the name of the hospital.
Imagine the scene: one is "asleep" in front of a local half-drunk and wakes up in a clean room with the odious smell of old medicines.

For now I'm still here in Rome, I should soon see me with Ally, near the Colosseum.
says that I owe at least a lunch.
and an explanation.
I do not think that will get you well ...

Thursday, November 6, 2008

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On the Road

The journey proceeds, for now it remains in the great peninsula.
I still have a couple of people to be healthy before I finish what I started with this journey.
Right now they are still around, we say they are down compared to Turin.



The direction is simply the South, for now.
What about the other?

That my only connection to the people there is this blog.
And by "people above" you mean you read.
Guys, you know why I do all this, what it has unleashed and up to where I'm going.

For now I conclude here, I will not write for a few days, but more to the fact that they are a bit 'tired than anything else.
Keep in touch!

Monday, November 3, 2008

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I'm leaving, bitches!

Today we go.
Depart from this place, in this city, those people who have done so much harm.
away from places that I bring anxiety, which remind me of unpleasant moments.

Away.
I wonder if I will return. I do not think, but for sure a little 'will not be there.
will post above? Obvious.
The "Web Madness" will last long? who knows.

Tonight we change lives.
Who wants info, my number has it.



It 's a post a bit' sad, I know, but it can not be otherwise.
I leave the city that raised me, I leave and do not know if I will return.

It does not mean that I am so sad.
's just that I'm here 24 years. Give it all makes me a bit 'strange, it's really funny that it has made a decision in a few days, now that everything was beginning to turn the right way.

Why can not I write a couple of weeks?
because I was a bit 'busy with preparations for the dismissal, suitcases, steps to be ...
Two weeks of goodbyes, because tonight is also part alone, and I myself, on a trip of a lifetime.
Say goodbye to Claudio, Mario, Ivan, Andrea, Elly, Faith, Antonello and everyone else was terrible, but necessary.

But life is change, I know, I've learned.
now changing.

Last thing, then I swear that tears
not mark where I will write always.
As you know the bottom of each post there is an indication of where I'm writing.
Well, not always show you.

Make travel fantasy, do not worry too much and drink responsibly.
My friends, this is goodbye.
Tonight you are traveling.
The rest is history.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

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Almost Forgot...

I almost forgot:
"What ended October 1?"
question to which I replied to many people over the past 20 days.

Response:
There 's been great, just as I had expected.
The preparations had started the day before, but that's another story.

However, this little post is to thank the people who are beside me, without judging me in my choices sometimes weird and a little exaggerated, without thinking that I would need an analyst.
People who know what happened a month ago, as I suffered a month ago, as my situation is not exactly rosy, but they see me as they are, who love me for who I am.

Here I begin to complicate life, so cut short, saying only:
Thanks guys.




Mario, Beppe, Claudio, Francesco, Andrea, Koji, Federico, Antonio for the boys.

Elly, Clarita, Ksenia, Veronica (the Kronic), Veronica (Mrs), Marina, Lia, Julia, Clara, Shalyn, Celeste, Samy and Cecilia with regard to girls.

A special thanks to Clara, who with his words gave me that extra charge, to Samy, who made me grin with the flag Pandosia; to Elly, Faith and Antonello, for putting up with me at the worst time.

looks like a farewell post, but it is not.
not tight.
say that I'm taking a little break from above, I have to decide what to do with this minute space. Perhaps

will move, maybe not, who knows.
If in a week I do not I live, send me a message.

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Video Someday: The 2006 March's Miracle

That year, that month, something magical happened.
March 2oo6 ... and how to forget.








cares!
you believe?

Friday, October 10, 2008

Useful Mandarin Verbs

I will not translate it. Just do it yourself. Thanks to Barney Stinson



Overcoming Illness (9/22/2008)

As you all know, I recently overcame a traumatic and life threatening experience. While I appreciate the “get well” cards, muffin baskets and boob-o-grams you’ve been so kind to send, many of you are under the impression that the 83 major and minor bone fractures (heh) were the most serious injuries I suffered. False. All the time I was fighting a far more insidious and debilitating condition. Feelings.

During my courageous battle against Feelings I discovered, in shock, that the medical establishment has done very little research on this crippling affliction. In fact some physicians even went so far as to claim Feelings aren’t even a life-threatening disease! Luckily for you my PhD in Awesomeness has qualified me to assemble this informative medical pamphlet for any of you who fear you may have contracted Feelings.



ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM FEELINGS?

What Are Feelings?

Feelings are a tender emotional state that develop when a male becomes fixated on a single female to the exclusion of others. Even others with bigger boobs.

Early Warning Signs

When you’re around one particular chick, you experience:

•Pounding Heart
•Dry Mouth
•Nausea
•Inability to speak
•Sweating
•Desire to say flattering things

If undiagnosed, these warning signs can quickly develop into the full blown disease…

Symptoms

•Warm fluttery feelings in stomach
•Lightheadedness
•An unexplained urge to watch Love Actually
•Sudden increase in cuddling occurrences
•Brunch cravings
•Explosive monogamy
•Happiness
•Failure to notice other hot women
•Crosswording

Transmission

Though correlation remains scientifically inconclusive, studies indicate “hand holding” may play a role in spreading Feelings from one person to another.

Treatment

At this time the only treatment for Feelings is a multi-week course in Other Women. If symptoms persist, repeat course at a higher dosage. NOTE: This treatment can result in Harmful side-effects Such as rash, infection, and in Some cases, pregnancy.

paid for by the Barney Stinson Foundation

"Together we can end Feelings"

Thursday, October 9, 2008

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Livin' in sit-com way.

Ok, now many mock me, but I am seriously attached to this character.
Ted Mosby, the protagonist of "How I Met Your Mother."
Man, we're practically identical.
Romantic, cute, young, active and positive life.
Wow.

How do you say?, Ask me now.
Beccatevi 'video and I think, think, think about it!




Wednesday, October 8, 2008

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viewtifulmax @ 2008-10-08T18:41:00

post dick The day was a little pessimistic. But
I was wrong too: let's just say it was a "prediction" of how I am today, fortunately only physically.
not go into details, but it was a shitty day.

BTW, I do not want to create unnecessary alarm, back to work tomorrow.
Oh, how I feel inside? How
Barney in the next video.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

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Nothing good happens after 2 am

You wake up, you feel that the day will be bad.
Try to wake you, but your subconscious mind stopping you.
Get in the car, but strangely, your office is not "Awesome" as usual.
Do not you feel good in my head.
parking, take the tram.
Turn on your iPod to watch an episode of your favorite show. And
Finally, you find yourself thinking that Ted's mother was right.
"Nothing Good Happens After 2am.

start to rethink your life, for the past few months, problems, feelings and any possible remedies.
rethink a trip, short, small, but important.
I think back to a party to the director of your store, what you did that night, what happened that night.
saw what you were happy to have just finished the book, what you wanted to give you, what's your trip, what would you give to September.

The day has just begun.
Damn.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

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Video : The Great Song of Indifference

Dedicated to those who hurt me. O
who made me waste 2 years della mia vita per poi cornificarmi per un mese prima di mollarmi.




Lyrics:
I don't mind if you go
I don't mind if you take it slow
I don't mind if you say yes or no
I don't mind at all

I don't care if you live or die
Couldn't care less if you laugh or cry
I don't mind if you crash or fly
I don't mind at all

I don't mind if you come or go
I don't mind if you say no
Couldn't care less baby let it flow
'Cause I don't care at all

Na na na, etc.

I don't care if you sink or swim
Lock me out or let me in
Where I'm going or where I've been
I don't mind at all

I don't mind if the government falls
Implements more futile laws
I don't care if the nation stalls
And I don't care at all

I don't care if they tear down trees
I don't feel the hotter breeze
Sink in dust in dying sees
And I don't care at all

Na na na etc.

I don't mind if culture crumbles
I don't mind if religion stumbles
I can't hear the speakers mumble
And I don't mind at all

I don't care if the Third World fries
It's hotter there I'm not surprised
Baby I can watch whole nations die
And I don't care at all

I don't mind I don't mind I do not mind I do not mind I do not mind

I do not mind I do not mind at all Na na na etc.

.

I do not mind about people's Fears
Authority No Longer
hears Send a social engineer
And I do not mind at all

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Black Specks In Tub And Toilet Water

Video Someday: LEGENDARY!

Samy, this is the explanation.


Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Rose Garden Seating Chart

Here We Are

's been 3 months.
Tonight is the "big day".
21 hours, waiting for an hour.
3 fucking months.
I think I will make a shit about an hour.
tonight, guys, you touch the bottom.
I just have to decide whether to begin digging or back.
Maybe I should buy a shovel.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

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I Want it NOW.

Here.
The past returns. The Earth is
again in danger.
want him now.




Until then, the next purchase:


Tuesday, September 23, 2008

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ViewtifulMax Returns



A new costume for our hero. Sooner or later
win.

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Try to touch the bottom

And when you think the fund is so far away, you realize that there is a fucking gallery, a small, slippery and treacherous, that brings you down even more, that makes you go down to hell, you fall down like a shot Flak in the face.

I could see the bottom, it was almost, but fuck it.
I be head high, I'm fucking period will end, sooner or later.

cynicism, satire, irony, cattiveria.
Le mie armi.

Romanticismo, malinconia, frustrazione.
Le mie debolezza.

Me stesso.
La mia forza.

Le uniche cose che mi rimangono.

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Words in my head

"Non sono partito. Non sono morto. Non sto viaggiando. Non sto tornando. Non sono vivo. Non ho avuto il coraggio di amare. Non ho avuto il coraggio di morire. Le mie vene piangono vita e io non so più che fare."



Questa frase rieccheggia nella mia testa da un paio di mesi.
Per qualche tempo non c'è, poi ricompare, all'improvviso, come un fulmine a ciel sereno che ti colpisce in piena faccia.
Nell'arco degli ultimi mesi la mia vita è andata in vacca.
Tutto quello I believed it was dissolved like snow in the sun, the people that I consider important to me, do not reciprocate the same feeling.
Now I'm working on, is not simply trying to rebuild what you destroyed with your hands.
Go on with your life, just because you know that there is no other way of escape from life but the 'emergency exit ".
Life is tremendously complicated, manage emotions, words, feelings, joys, pain is the hardest job ever.

Friday, September 12, 2008

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Video Someday: Wish You Were Here

raining outside.
And when it rains, my mind runs on trails melancholy.
Oh, I'm going Emo.
Na, Pink Floyd, help you.

The video after the jump.





Tuesday, August 26, 2008

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Devious Journal Entry


Braid
by ~ PsicoZ on deviant ART

Thanks to Psicoz for this beautiful strip...
"Princess"...It reminds me something...

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Video Tuesday: Free Bird

The longest guitar solo ever heard...
It's a great song...
Ladies and gentleman, let me introduce you, directly from 1973,
the Lynyrd Skynyrd with "Free Bird"!

Sunday, August 24, 2008

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Flickr, a new home for my works

"Do you know Flickr?"
"What? No, I don't"
"Ok, I'll show you"

This is how Mario introduce me in the faboulus Flickr world.
It's quite good, you can find almost everything on it.

And now you (yep, just you) can find me too on this channel.

Here's the link:
http://flickr.com/photos/viewtifulmax/

Enjoy!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

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Tattooed

Here it is, my personal Triforce.
Fuck, I love those Games, I love Zelda, Link...


Tuesday, August 19, 2008

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video Tuesday: How to be an Emo



Ok, I have to learn the final song...
Jesus, they're great!